1 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:17,780 Days of passion, nights of passion, nightmares and a fantasy. 2 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:23,060 Sensations that give me what I need. 3 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:31,820 I'm in slow motion, love potion, making love to the 4 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:32,880 camera eye. 5 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:37,700 Gyrations just make me fly. 6 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,700 Mr. Star Maker. 7 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,440 Star Maker. 8 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:52,220 Take me and make me a star. 9 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,060 Star Maker. 10 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:01,460 Heartbreaker. Show me who you are. 11 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:06,120 Set my sails for fairy tales. 12 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,380 No, I never had it so good. 13 00:01:10,410 --> 00:01:14,570 There's a star rising in Hollywood. 14 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:23,190 This big appetite for hot night, I can't seem to 15 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:29,410 satisfy. The sensation just makes me fly. 16 00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:34,250 This the star maker. 17 00:01:35,110 --> 00:01:36,410 Star. 18 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,190 Who's the fairest one of all? 19 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:22,810 I ask you a question. 20 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:25,250 Who's the fairest one of all? 21 00:03:28,350 --> 00:03:29,350 Hey, dummy. 22 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:30,950 It's not even 8 o 'clock. 23 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:33,890 You wake me up with that same bullshit question every morning. 24 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:44,890 Pussy got my face. I had my coffee, yeah. 25 00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:46,590 Goddamn. 26 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:48,850 Come on out of there. 27 00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:53,690 If you're looking for some information, you gotta be giving up something. 28 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,670 Do you think you're man enough to handle me this morning? 29 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:01,850 Yeah. When I was a kid, I used to wet the bed. 30 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:03,350 Everybody does. 31 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,690 Yeah, but not from the bathroom. 32 00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:07,270 Wow! 33 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:10,610 Idiot. 34 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,280 Easy being a fantasy. 35 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:29,900 Once upon a time, there was a very sexy lady 36 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,280 named Joyce. 37 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:37,800 Her whole life had been a fairy tale, having real and imagined fantasies come 38 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,340 true with her friends. 39 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:40,790 The Mirror Fantasy, 40 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:47,770 Elmer Happy, Erin Grumpy, and Lois Sneezy, just to name a few. 41 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:53,650 She's an actress in the tinsel town of Hollywood and has the beauty and talent 42 00:04:53,650 --> 00:04:55,110 to be a movie star. 43 00:04:55,830 --> 00:05:00,390 Joyce is happy in the land of movie stars and the world of make -believe. 44 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:07,530 She's in her own fantasy world, dreaming of that one big break that will make 45 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:08,530 her a star. 46 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:12,250 Hollywood is a city where dreams come true. 47 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:17,910 Love wins out, and Joyce marries Dr. Lou White. 48 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:23,910 All is well, except Joyce is a wee bit jealous of her beautiful stepdaughter, 49 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:30,670 Snow. It seems that Snow occupied too much of Dr. White's time, and Joyce 50 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:31,790 him all to herself. 51 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:36,290 She's used to getting everything she wants. 52 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:43,890 Though she's beautiful, Joyce had an uncontrollable fear that she isn't the 53 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:48,570 beautiful and feels there's too much competition with snow in the picture. 54 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:56,090 Joyce has a very large appetite for sex and fulfills her desires in the flesh 55 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:58,310 and in her erotic fantasy. 56 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:30,570 I want 57 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:38,250 my 58 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:39,250 genie. 59 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:29,819 Son of God. 60 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,630 Oh, here it comes. 61 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:16,130 Oh, here it comes. 62 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:18,170 I'm coming. I'm coming. 63 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,410 Oh! 64 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:22,910 Come on, my half. 65 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:27,270 Can you go see if they're ready? 66 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,760 Answer to your question, dummy. Just know what it is the fairest of them all. 67 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:44,980 Good morning. 68 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:46,940 Good morning, darling. 69 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,260 It's a beautiful day, isn't it? 70 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,800 Yes, it is. 71 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,240 Yes? Breakfast is ready. 72 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:02,419 Thank you. 73 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:04,220 Oh, wait. How is breakfast? 74 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:08,130 Come on back to bed, huh? I wish I could. 75 00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:10,770 But I have a full schedule at the hospital today. 76 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:16,450 Well, it's your loss. I do know that. 77 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,220 Except for that. 78 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,440 Morning, Jane. What's for breakfast this morning? 79 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,760 Sausage and egg. 80 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,180 Just eggs for me. 81 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,960 I've been eating a little too much sausage lately. 82 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,880 What are your plans this morning? 83 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,640 Oh, nothing special. 84 00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:58,980 I've been meaning to talk to you about Snow, though. 85 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,480 Yes. 86 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,440 Look, I know she doesn't like me. 87 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:09,080 Thank you, darling. And Lord knows I've tried to make her. Make her understand. 88 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,080 She just doesn't realize what I'm doing is for her own good. 89 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:16,540 Well, she's still very young. She hasn't made up her mind as yet. 90 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,400 Oh, she's not all that young. 91 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,840 She's 19 and she's still Daddy's little girl. 92 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,280 No matter what her age, she's still my daughter. 93 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,120 That's just it, honey. That's why she has no direction. 94 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,980 You'll always think of her as your baby, thank you. 95 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,640 I mean, when I was 19, I had a career. 96 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:41,120 Let's not argue. That's one of the reasons she's left home. Oh, what you 97 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,040 say is I forced her out of the house. 98 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,940 Well, I did. I wanted to. 99 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,020 I mean, believe me. 100 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,660 I'm only trying to do what's best for her. 101 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,700 I mean, she's got to become productive. 102 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:58,460 You know, she can't be a pure, innocent little girl for the rest of her life. 103 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:06,140 Anyway, I set up an appointment for her with my... 104 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:07,620 Agent today at 3 o 'clock. 105 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,220 And I want you to make sure she keeps it, please. 106 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,820 Well, maybe you're right. 107 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:18,280 Snow's coming to the hospital this morning to pick up her allowance. 108 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,240 I'll make sure she makes the appointment. 109 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:22,680 Oh, beautiful. 110 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:23,679 Thank you. 111 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,700 I'm not going to rush. 112 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 I'm not ready. 113 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,120 Oh, 114 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:34,500 don't forget, we have that convention this evening. 115 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,660 I have my bags packed already. 116 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,260 I'll be ready. I'm looking forward to it. 117 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,860 Please, you know how forgetful you are. 118 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,700 How can you say that? 119 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,500 I never forget. 120 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,940 Bye. Bye, love. 121 00:15:36,939 --> 00:15:38,220 Mobile unit 137. 122 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:41,100 Could you please get me 2276 South? 123 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,860 This is Dr. White. 124 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,380 Morning, Nancy. 125 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,340 I was expecting my daughter this morning. Has she arrived yet? 126 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,280 Please tell her to wait in my office. 127 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,940 I should be there shortly. 128 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,920 How can you say Snow is the fairest of all? 129 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,060 Oh, you're such a Hollywood square. 130 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,620 That's an easy one. 131 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,340 She's pure. She's innocent. She's the apple of her daddy's eye. 132 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,880 Oh. That's awful. 133 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,820 Makes her sound like a bar of ivory soap. 134 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:14,760 Why don't we fix up our own little apple? You know, with a love potion 69? 135 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:16,760 That'll take care of her. 136 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,720 All her pure innocence. 137 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,920 It's the young that I've got to work on. Here, honey. 138 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,940 I don't need to stick around for this. 139 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,880 Right. 140 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:35,040 And I know just the way to make her eat it. 141 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,600 Won't your daddy be surprised when he sees her belly rise? 142 00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:35,779 Hi, Dad. 143 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:36,780 Hi, Snow. 144 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,160 How do I look? 145 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,320 Do you like it? 146 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,040 I just bought it. You look adorable. 147 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,980 You know, Joyce and I were talking about you at breakfast this morning. 148 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,100 Don't give me that pouty face. 149 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,780 You know Joyce loves you, and she is concerned about you. 150 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,300 I know. 151 00:17:57,460 --> 00:18:01,160 I just wish it could be like it used to be. Just you and me, Dad. 152 00:18:02,459 --> 00:18:04,600 I hate to admit it, but you are growing up. 153 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,820 And Joyce and I love you, but we have a life of our own. 154 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,160 You don't want to be saddled with an old bogey like me around your neck the rest 155 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,019 of your life. 156 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:14,020 Oh, Daddy. 157 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,420 You're no old bogey. Yeah, I know. Just a bogey. 158 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:22,600 No, but seriously, Joyce is concerned. And she does love you, and she set up an 159 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,780 interview with her agent. 160 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,140 With her agent? 161 00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:27,660 Nothing definite. 162 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:30,220 But would you like training to be an actress? 163 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,990 Gee, I don't know, Dad. 164 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,950 Well, you try. Do it for me, will you? 165 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:41,190 Okay, just for you, Dad. Here's the address, Dad. 166 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,210 I'll make you find it. 167 00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:44,870 Yes, here it is. 168 00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:49,690 I'll be down in two seconds. 169 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,130 Thank you. 170 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,170 Alma J. 171 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,590 Happy? 172 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,280 Mr. Happy's office. 173 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,600 I'm sorry, he's not in at the moment. 174 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,840 May I take a message? 175 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,600 Okay, I'll tell him that you called, Mr. Grumpy. 176 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:21,940 Good to see you. 177 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:26,320 It's been an awfully long time. Too long. 178 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,020 Is Elmer in? 179 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:30,600 No. Why don't you wait in his office? 180 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,680 He should be back in a half hour. 181 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,900 Yeah, okay, I think I'd like to do that. 182 00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:36,690 I need a favor. 183 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,390 Maybe I should talk to you again. 184 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:49,090 Hello? 185 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:51,650 No, I'm sorry he isn't here right now. 186 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,390 Could you please hold all calls for at least half an hour? 187 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:57,490 Thank you. 188 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,470 Well, what can I do to help you? 189 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:09,810 Well, the reason I set an appointment up for Snow with Elmer this afternoon is 190 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:13,530 so that you could convince her to come to this masquerade party I'm throwing 191 00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:14,530 this evening. 192 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:15,790 Can't you just ask her? 193 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:19,690 Oh, God, no. You've got to be kidding. I despise the little brat. 194 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,790 She's coming between my husband and me, you know. 195 00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:30,050 So, I've loaded this apple with a love potion. It'll make her go crazy. 196 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:35,310 I want her father to realize she's not a pure, innocent little girl. You know 197 00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:36,310 what I mean? 198 00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:37,650 Well, 199 00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:42,170 listen, Elmer has agreed to give her the red carpet treatment, and I want you to 200 00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:45,730 make sure that she eats the sample before she gets to my house by nine. 201 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:49,110 Well, Hap will take care of the rest of it, huh? 202 00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:53,030 I think that can be arranged. 203 00:20:57,710 --> 00:20:59,950 Seems I can spend after a long time. 204 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,690 I was just thinking the very same thing. 205 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,960 Take this. 206 00:21:56,220 --> 00:22:00,860 Feel good. 207 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,720 Mm. 208 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,880 Still have that allergy, huh? 209 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:54,300 Well, whenever somebody comes by mouth, I just have to sneeze. 210 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,280 It's hereditary. 211 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,740 All the sneezy sneeze. 212 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,520 Well, it's different. 213 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,480 Feels good. 214 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,060 You're an original Lola. 215 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:23,600 Is this Mr. Happy's office? 216 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,600 Yes, it is. You must be Snow White. Yes, I am. 217 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:27,900 Okay. 218 00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:30,020 Mr. Happy, Snow White has arrived. 219 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,360 Send her right in. 220 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,600 Okay, thank you. 221 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,980 Come right this way. Mr. Happy is going to send you. 222 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,880 Come in. 223 00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,960 Now, stand right there. Let me look at you. 224 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,640 You're much more beautiful than I expected. 225 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,920 Do you really think so? 226 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,959 Of course. 227 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,580 I've represented the most beautiful women in Hollywood. The biggest, the 228 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,660 best. 229 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:10,900 You're funny. 230 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,040 Good afternoon, white residence. 231 00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:24,800 Yes, one moment, please. 232 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:32,950 Mrs. White, it's Miss Meezy from Creative Star Agency. 233 00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:34,670 Thank you, Jane. 234 00:27:38,350 --> 00:27:39,350 Hello? 235 00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:41,250 Snow just got here. 236 00:27:41,470 --> 00:27:42,470 She's in happy love. 237 00:27:43,150 --> 00:27:44,870 Everything is going to be taken care of. 238 00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:46,970 Fabulous. 239 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:51,730 Another reason I called is to tell you that Aaron Grumpy is casting for his new 240 00:27:51,730 --> 00:27:52,950 show, Charlie's Devils. 241 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:55,370 You just might want to ask him to the party. 242 00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:56,690 Aaron Grumpy? 243 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,890 I'm Grumpy and Goldstein? 244 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,000 Right, the one who produces husky and starch. 245 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,200 What a great idea. 246 00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:08,780 Can you handle the invitation for me? Sure, honey. 247 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:13,720 Oh, and be sure to invite all the freaky people you know. 248 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,060 I'd really like to do that. 249 00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:18,060 I'll talk to you later. Goodbye. 250 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,280 Ciao. 251 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,960 I can see it now. 252 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:27,960 MGM! Ta -da! 253 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:29,859 Warner Brothers! 254 00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:30,860 Ta -da! 255 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,120 Paramount! Ta -da! 256 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,860 Proudly presents Miss Snow White! 257 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,160 Ta -da! 258 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,200 I don't want to be a movie star. 259 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:43,820 You'll meet Robert Redford. Okay. 260 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,700 We're off to the studio. 261 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,420 Miss Sneezy, I want you to take Snow to the studio. 262 00:28:55,870 --> 00:28:59,350 Now, uh, take her wardrobe, makeup, stick her to the red carpet treatment. I 263 00:28:59,350 --> 00:29:00,690 want her to shine at that party tonight. 264 00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:05,210 Now, um, you take her directly to the party, and I'll meet you there, okay? 265 00:29:07,130 --> 00:29:08,550 Wonderful, wonderful girl. 266 00:29:09,470 --> 00:29:11,370 You see, you're gonna be a star. 267 00:29:12,290 --> 00:29:13,290 Is that your lunch? 268 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:16,950 No, this is a good luck apple. 269 00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:21,930 Are you ready? 270 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:28,480 Uh -huh. She's got fiery eyes that glisten. She climbs the ladder of 271 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,280 When she talks, nobody listens. 272 00:29:32,580 --> 00:29:35,680 They say she looks just like the rest. 273 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:42,560 Phones that never read seem to make the loudest sound. 274 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:49,060 She searches for the answers, but her hands are tied and bound. 275 00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:52,680 She's a movie star. 276 00:29:53,800 --> 00:30:00,740 Catch her when she falls, or she'll break apart like 277 00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:02,440 a china doll. 278 00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:22,780 When she went, her friends are jealous, but they're the only friends she's 279 00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:26,500 got. She can't trust someone new. 280 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:29,640 That girl might steal her part. 281 00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:36,040 Men all think she's beautiful and such an easy mark. 282 00:30:44,270 --> 00:30:49,350 You break apart like a china dust. 283 00:30:54,430 --> 00:30:59,070 What? Sneezy, darling. It's been so long since I've seen you. 284 00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:02,870 Oh, and who is this lovely child? 285 00:31:03,270 --> 00:31:07,950 Oh, this is Snow White. Snow White. Oh, just put yourself in my hands, love. 286 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:09,750 Oh, you're just gorgeous. 287 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,980 And what are we doing for this young lady? 288 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:15,000 We have to get her ready for Elmer J. Happy's party tonight. 289 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,280 Mr. Happy's party? Oh, such things will do with her. You just will not believe. 290 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,160 Now, remember, Bruce, I want it to look like a real show place. 291 00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:28,700 An arena of erotic fun and excitement, huh? 292 00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:35,640 Oh, and while I'm thinking about it, take the bed out and put it in the 293 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,640 room and make it the center of attraction. 294 00:31:40,970 --> 00:31:43,730 Jesus, I love it. I simply adore it. 295 00:31:43,930 --> 00:31:48,170 I could put revolving floodlights in the corners and strobes shining on the bed. 296 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:52,810 Believe me, when I get finished with this place, you'll swear you just 297 00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:54,030 into the Arabian Nights. 298 00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:55,230 Beautiful. 299 00:31:56,390 --> 00:31:59,010 And I think I'll come as a queen. 300 00:31:59,310 --> 00:32:01,390 Oh, I thought I was coming as a queen. 301 00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:03,810 You are one, darling. 302 00:32:04,970 --> 00:32:06,870 This is a masquerade. Be original. 303 00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:08,950 Why don't you come as a closet? 304 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,320 You don't have to get so damn bitchy simply because you're one whole lot. 305 00:32:14,540 --> 00:32:15,880 What are you the jealous one? 306 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,600 Jane, what the hell is going on here? 307 00:32:38,860 --> 00:32:40,180 We're having a masquerade ball. 308 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:41,750 Where's Mrs. White? 309 00:32:42,010 --> 00:32:43,130 She's in the playroom. 310 00:32:43,370 --> 00:32:44,370 Thank you. 311 00:32:49,910 --> 00:32:51,150 Oh, Leo! 312 00:32:51,610 --> 00:32:52,610 Don't worry. 313 00:32:53,770 --> 00:32:57,090 Elmer J. Happy called me this afternoon and he asked me to join his masquerade 314 00:32:57,090 --> 00:32:59,070 party. He's unveiling one of his new lovelies. 315 00:32:59,870 --> 00:33:01,050 Joyce, you forgot. 316 00:33:01,790 --> 00:33:05,510 Oh, no. I got you this divine Harpo Marx costume. 317 00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:06,930 You forgot the convention. 318 00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:08,590 No, I didn't. 319 00:33:08,890 --> 00:33:09,890 When is it? 320 00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:13,090 airplane leaves in about 45 minutes. 321 00:33:14,030 --> 00:33:15,030 Oh, God. 322 00:33:15,150 --> 00:33:16,150 I forgot. 323 00:33:16,550 --> 00:33:19,150 Oh, darling, I'm terribly sorry. 324 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:21,950 It just slipped my mind. 325 00:33:22,270 --> 00:33:25,210 Well, I guess you'll have to go without me. 326 00:33:26,230 --> 00:33:28,030 I don't know what I'm going to do with you. 327 00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:30,250 You have to use your head more often. 328 00:33:30,930 --> 00:33:32,330 Oh, I will, darling. 329 00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:33,650 I will, I promise. 330 00:33:33,870 --> 00:33:34,870 Starting tonight. 331 00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:37,770 Now, come here. I want to show you the sound I got this evening. 332 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,600 Is flight 565 to New York on schedule? 333 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,080 Thank you. 334 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,580 Is everything okay, darling? 335 00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:49,240 Yeah, the flight's on schedule. 336 00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:52,940 I really wish you could join me. 337 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,940 This is going to be an interesting convention. 338 00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:57,500 Don't you think so? 339 00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:00,500 We're going to have lectures on new types of organic compounds. 340 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:03,220 I'm really sorry I'm going to miss it. 341 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:07,340 But you know, I would just absolutely insist that I get this job. 342 00:34:09,929 --> 00:34:11,230 I do have my image to maintain. 343 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:12,510 I understand, dear. 344 00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:17,889 Do try to have a good time without me. Oh, I will try, darling. You know that. 345 00:34:18,730 --> 00:34:20,610 But it's going to be hard without you. 346 00:34:21,429 --> 00:34:22,570 I understand. 347 00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:24,090 I'll walk you to the door. 348 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:26,449 We've blown it! 349 00:34:27,810 --> 00:34:29,190 What are we going to do now? 350 00:34:29,989 --> 00:34:33,150 I mean, I planned this whole party just to prove to my husband that this 351 00:34:33,150 --> 00:34:36,350 precious little snow isn't so goddamn pure and innocent. 352 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,449 If not my fault, you know something. 353 00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:39,750 I just fantasy. 354 00:34:40,190 --> 00:34:42,570 Look, party not total loss. 355 00:34:43,070 --> 00:34:46,429 Aaron Grumpy come look for star for Charlie's Devils. 356 00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:49,010 That's true. 357 00:34:49,409 --> 00:34:52,350 Yeah, but now I have to compete with the sex -crazed virgin. 358 00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:54,570 Thanks to you and that goddamn apple. 359 00:34:55,270 --> 00:34:57,010 Take them to other room. 360 00:34:57,430 --> 00:35:00,730 Got to learn to use head once in a while, pale face. 361 00:35:03,150 --> 00:35:05,230 That's the second time I've heard that tonight. 362 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:11,140 So, I invited about 50 guests, and, hey, I hear Lonely's going to snow the 363 00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:15,140 apple. So, everything's going pretty well. I'm pretty happy about it. 364 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,940 Aaron Grumpy, hey, I've got someone I want you to meet. 365 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,440 This is Joyce White. 366 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:30,260 For a moment, I didn't know whether I was meeting the Joyce White or two Yule 367 00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:31,260 Brenners. 368 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,720 Mr. Grumpy, I have heard so much about you. 369 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,560 I've always wanted to be in one of your television programs. 370 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,980 Well, why don't we talk about it sometime? 371 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,260 Why don't we talk about it now, before the party? 372 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,720 I'll do anything to get the lead in your show. 373 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,400 What do you mean by anything? 374 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,600 I think the word is self -explanatory. 375 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,040 What did she say? 376 00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:59,420 You inquired, what do you mean by anything? 377 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:02,200 She replied, I think the word is self -explanatory. 378 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,020 I'm a very busy man, Miss White. I don't have time for games. 379 00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:08,180 I like everything spelled out for me. 380 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,540 Elmer is unveiling a new discovery. 381 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:12,500 Very boring. 382 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,080 Why don't we go to another room and talk about this card? 383 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,520 I'd be delighted. 384 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,720 Broken heart is picking up the pieces of a part that's long forgotten. 385 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,560 Oh, I wish I could go back, figure out the reason. 386 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:51,180 Wonder how it ever got started. I was by the front foot of a ghost. 387 00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:54,400 Radio clapping, the music. 388 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:21,680 Oh, yeah. 389 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,440 Oh, suck my cock. 390 00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:24,920 Oh, baby. 391 00:37:25,140 --> 00:37:26,160 Oh, yeah. 392 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:31,400 Yeah. Oh, baby. Oh, it feels so good. 393 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,220 Oh, baby, look it. 394 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,440 How's that feel, baby? 395 00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:17,580 Oh, I'm gonna eat your pussy. 396 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:26,860 Is that a boy? 397 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,260 Isn't Erin going to take me? 398 00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,220 No, she's not. 399 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,440 Erin has a normal flight to report to. 400 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,740 That's why it's so mean. 401 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,900 I do all this fucking... 402 00:41:38,190 --> 00:41:39,550 I'm gonna work it dry. 403 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,000 um 404 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:14,390 Bye. 405 00:43:49,070 --> 00:43:50,850 She's so wet. Oh, baby. 406 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:54,010 Oh, you've got the nicest ass. 407 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,940 Oh, Jane, my dick. 408 00:45:01,940 --> 00:45:04,380 Oh, Jane, my dick. 409 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:07,920 Oh. Oh. 410 00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:09,820 Oh. 411 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,400 Oh. 412 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:13,620 Ouch. 413 00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:16,800 Oh, that feels so horrible. It's good. 414 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:21,500 Oh. Oh, that hurts so good. 415 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:27,680 Oh. Oh. I want to be your slave. 416 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,320 Oh, that hurts so good. 417 00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:37,340 Oh, yeah, yeah. 418 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,420 Attention! Attention, everybody! 419 00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:42,080 Attention! Do not stop talking! 420 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:49,500 Elmer J. Happy happily introduces the face, the body of the decade, Miss, the 421 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,980 one, the only Miss Snow White! 422 00:47:25,030 --> 00:47:26,030 Everybody's tonight. 423 00:47:26,930 --> 00:47:29,350 It's so horny. Fuck me. 424 00:47:29,630 --> 00:47:30,630 Fuck me. 425 00:47:41,530 --> 00:47:42,530 That's it. 426 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:43,860 Yeah. 427 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,000 Eat it. Eat it. Good. 428 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:50,040 How was the drink? 429 00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:51,740 Get her on the bar. 430 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:04,980 I want that. 431 00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:06,380 Eat that pussy. 432 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,280 Eat it. 433 00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:10,100 All right. Look at that. 434 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:23,490 She goes all night long. 435 00:48:39,690 --> 00:48:40,210 Come 436 00:48:40,210 --> 00:48:48,050 on 437 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,050 now, it's my turn. 438 00:48:51,690 --> 00:48:52,690 Thank you. 439 00:49:30,110 --> 00:49:32,410 Oh, what a hole, man. 440 00:49:32,770 --> 00:49:34,530 She has all the fun. 441 00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:38,390 Ah, you can have some fun, too. Come on, let's go. 442 00:49:38,690 --> 00:49:40,010 Let me have a turn, man. 443 00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:43,430 All right, take numbers, man. We'll take numbers over here. 444 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,600 Look at that. Woo! 445 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,560 Baby. 446 00:50:35,130 --> 00:50:36,130 I'm ready. 447 00:50:36,770 --> 00:50:38,830 Oh, baby, I'm ready to come. 448 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:40,210 Put her on the floor. 449 00:50:40,730 --> 00:50:46,690 Yeah, put her on the floor. Come on, man. Go, snow, go, snow, go, snow, go, 450 00:50:46,890 --> 00:50:48,490 snow, go, go. 451 00:51:56,670 --> 00:51:58,070 Next. 452 00:52:05,740 --> 00:52:06,740 I'm coming. 453 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:09,200 Oh, yes. 454 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,420 But, Elmer, there must be some more people you can get. 455 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,040 I'm afraid not. They're all spent. 456 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:34,620 Mr. Grumpy, you haven't met my latest discovery, Miss Snow White. 457 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,780 My God. You're handsome. 458 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,940 Excuse me, I didn't get that. 459 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,260 Get away, God damn it, and leave us alone. 460 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,200 Come with me, my beauty. I'm going to make you a star. 461 00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:03,640 Didn't Durante say that? 462 00:53:04,830 --> 00:53:08,190 Aaron never said anything original in his entire life. 463 00:53:17,010 --> 00:53:20,390 For some reason, I have an awful craving for an apple. 464 00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:24,950 I don't have any apples. 465 00:53:27,610 --> 00:53:29,150 But I do want to love them. 466 00:53:29,490 --> 00:53:31,130 And I want to do it just once. 467 00:53:32,350 --> 00:53:33,770 And it will be beautiful. 468 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:37,060 Why once? You haven't had a woman since 1946. 469 00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:44,780 Yeah, I was in my 39 Chevrolet at a drive -in. The movie was It 470 00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:46,180 Happened One Night. 471 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:47,660 Did you enjoy it? 472 00:53:47,940 --> 00:53:50,340 I loved it, so she put popcorn up my ass. 473 00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:15,580 Thank you. 474 00:54:49,450 --> 00:54:50,450 Oh. 475 00:56:57,690 --> 00:56:59,830 Please, do it to me again. 476 00:57:00,530 --> 00:57:01,650 Only once. 477 00:57:02,410 --> 00:57:04,790 You mean you're gonna wait another 38 years? 478 00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:07,990 every other chick in Hollywood. 479 00:57:21,430 --> 00:57:25,530 Mirror, mirror on the wall, Joyce White is first of all. 480 00:57:26,010 --> 00:57:31,010 With all her charm and wit, she will be the star of every groupie's new hit. 481 00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:36,420 With all your charm and all your wit, Joycey baby, I gotta tell you, Full of 482 00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:39,080 shit. It says right here. 483 00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:44,080 It's Snow White that joined Charlie's Devils. Hey, sorry, Joyce. 484 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:46,820 Fuck, shit. 485 00:57:47,180 --> 00:57:48,180 Goddamn. 486 00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:59,440 Lois, put me through to OJ Happy right this minute. 487 00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,700 Of course, Mrs. Joyce White. 488 00:58:28,290 --> 00:58:31,670 Yes? Is this Miss Drippy? Yes. Miss Drippy Foster? 489 00:58:31,990 --> 00:58:34,890 Yes. I have a collect call from someone named Charlie. 490 00:58:35,130 --> 00:58:36,130 A collect call? 491 00:58:36,610 --> 00:58:37,610 I'll accept. 492 00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:38,750 Go ahead, please. 493 00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:41,390 Hi, Charlie. What can I do for you? 494 00:58:41,690 --> 00:58:42,690 This is important. 495 00:58:42,890 --> 00:58:43,890 Where are the other girls? 496 00:58:44,230 --> 00:58:47,090 You made an excuse to get them out of the home because the boyfriends are 497 00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:48,090 over tonight. 498 00:58:48,190 --> 00:58:49,350 Why you and he together? 499 00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:50,770 I'm ashamed of you. 500 00:58:51,090 --> 00:58:54,730 I never said I was an angel, Charlie, did I? 501 00:58:57,610 --> 00:58:59,030 I called to tell you to be careful. 502 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:02,470 Mandel Turk is broken out of prison and has sworn revenge on you. 503 00:59:03,310 --> 00:59:04,910 Oh, my God. What are we going to do? 504 00:59:06,230 --> 00:59:09,850 We? Don't you ever watch the show? Nobody knows me. 505 00:59:10,350 --> 00:59:12,710 I'm going to the theater. What are you going to do? 506 00:59:13,690 --> 00:59:14,690 Cut. 507 00:59:15,470 --> 00:59:16,510 How was the sound? 508 00:59:17,070 --> 00:59:18,070 Sounds okay. 509 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,130 How about the picture? Really good. 510 00:59:22,410 --> 00:59:25,070 Okay. Let's get on to this scene 27. 511 00:59:25,890 --> 00:59:27,470 This is where the villain comes in. 512 00:59:28,650 --> 00:59:30,570 Where's Bashful at? Come in, Bashful. 513 00:59:31,270 --> 00:59:32,330 Yeah, I'm ready to go, Eric. 514 00:59:32,690 --> 00:59:36,990 Look, Bash, there's got to be a very strong energy level. 515 00:59:37,210 --> 00:59:40,490 He said, I want you to put out everything you can. 516 00:59:40,770 --> 00:59:41,770 Do you really understand? 517 00:59:41,970 --> 00:59:43,190 Yeah, I think I can do it. 518 00:59:44,570 --> 00:59:48,370 What's this? Look at his hair, for Christ's sake. He looks like little 519 00:59:48,370 --> 00:59:51,390 Annie. Christ, he couldn't scare the balls off of Mikey. 520 00:59:52,090 --> 00:59:53,090 Where's the wardrobe? 521 00:59:54,020 --> 00:59:55,440 Get it. Come on in here. 522 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,060 Jesus Christ. Give him some makeup. 523 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,060 Put some right on his hair. 524 01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:05,700 All it down. Good. 525 01:00:06,780 --> 01:00:08,200 Get it over on the other side more. 526 01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:10,460 Jesus Christ. 527 01:00:13,140 --> 01:00:14,880 Who does your hair for crying out loud? 528 01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:26,520 Remember, I want you to rough her up. 529 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:30,580 She sent you to prison just because you killed her father. 530 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,620 You've got a right to be mad. 531 01:00:33,740 --> 01:00:36,280 Yeah, but you don't really want me to hurt her, do you? 532 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:42,520 She doesn't mind. That's her thing. She did... You're the director. 533 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,280 You've got it. 534 01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:47,420 Places. 535 01:00:56,460 --> 01:00:57,178 sound tape. 536 01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:58,180 Ready to roll. 537 01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,920 Roll sound. 538 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,240 Speed. 539 01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:04,720 Roll camera. 540 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,080 Rolling. 541 01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:07,660 Mark it. 542 01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:09,420 101H, take two. 543 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,280 Action. 544 01:01:12,580 --> 01:01:15,700 I wonder why he put this where he would never find it. 545 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,920 He'd never look in the oven. 546 01:01:27,530 --> 01:01:28,530 Oh, my God. 547 01:01:28,550 --> 01:01:29,750 Gun you hid there. 548 01:01:30,330 --> 01:01:31,670 Remember me, baby? 549 01:01:32,730 --> 01:01:34,190 Mad dog Turk. 550 01:01:36,010 --> 01:01:38,710 Yeah, no slammer was big enough to hold me. 551 01:01:39,230 --> 01:01:40,950 Now you're going to get yours. 552 01:01:42,030 --> 01:01:48,390 Oh, geez, that looks great. Like you didn't even see it coming. 553 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:52,510 I get a feeling about that. 554 01:02:10,510 --> 01:02:12,030 That's a print. Half hour lunch. 555 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,230 Are you okay? 556 01:02:14,490 --> 01:02:17,990 Well, I think so. But why didn't you do that anyway? 557 01:02:18,410 --> 01:02:19,890 Mr. Grumpy changed the script. 558 01:02:20,190 --> 01:02:25,110 Yeah, well, he didn't tell me about it. He likes surprises. I hope it looks good 559 01:02:25,110 --> 01:02:25,948 on film. 560 01:02:25,950 --> 01:02:27,050 Well, I'm going to have some lunch. 561 01:02:27,390 --> 01:02:31,110 Well, listen, why don't you have some with me, Snow? Walk down to the 562 01:02:31,110 --> 01:02:32,009 and get some. 563 01:02:32,010 --> 01:02:35,030 I don't want to be tempted. I'm on a very special apple diet. 564 01:02:35,270 --> 01:02:37,470 Well, I'll just order something in, okay? 565 01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:47,520 Hey, Joe, ham and cheese sandwich and a beer, please. Ham and cheese sandwich 566 01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:48,520 and a beer. 567 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:50,900 Pepsi, 568 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,200 then. 569 01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:53,380 No, 570 01:02:54,460 --> 01:02:55,460 that'll be coming soon. 571 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:56,680 Thanks. 572 01:03:01,180 --> 01:03:02,180 Something's wrong. 573 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,400 I don't feel so good. What is it, Snow? 574 01:03:05,780 --> 01:03:08,880 Help! Help! Someone get a doctor! Fast! Call an ambulance! 575 01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:10,140 Someone help! 576 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:14,640 Snoring, all right? So fainted. Quick, get a doctor. Someone help. 577 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,320 Pat, get a doctor. 578 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,180 I had that part. 579 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:24,040 Help. What happened? Oh, Elmer, you didn't tune it out. 580 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:55,350 I had that contract. He said he'd be back. 581 01:03:55,550 --> 01:03:58,310 He said it was my part. And now, no has it. 582 01:04:00,610 --> 01:04:04,750 Oh, there's only one person that could have done this. One lousy person. 583 01:04:05,610 --> 01:04:10,670 Elmer, when I get a hold of you, Elmer J. Happy, when I get a hold of you! 584 01:04:29,089 --> 01:04:33,450 You son of a bitch! When I get my hands on you, I'm going to knock your dick in 585 01:04:33,450 --> 01:04:34,450 the dirt! 586 01:04:34,870 --> 01:04:36,550 You dirty devil! 587 01:04:37,270 --> 01:04:39,050 Blasphemy! Son of a bitch! 588 01:04:40,270 --> 01:04:44,330 Bastard! That part in Charlie's Devils was mine and you fit now in it! 589 01:04:44,530 --> 01:04:45,530 Take it easy, Joyce. 590 01:04:45,570 --> 01:04:48,910 I got news for you. Yeah, well, I got news for you and none of it's good. 591 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,300 I've got a part for you. 592 01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:04,080 In the biggest movie of the year. In the biggest movie of the year. Francis Ford 593 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:07,580 cappuccinos. Francis Ford cappuccinos. The Godmother. 594 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:08,779 The what? 595 01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:09,780 You're kidding. 596 01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:11,600 No. Aaron Grumpy's producing it. 597 01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:13,220 He wants me? 598 01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:14,380 Yes. 599 01:05:14,580 --> 01:05:19,480 He said your performance the other weekend was the greatest he'd ever been 600 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,439 involved in. 601 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:24,060 Now, don't be surprised if he pops in your house this evening. 602 01:05:25,140 --> 01:05:27,040 He didn't even touch me. 603 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:32,080 This is a new errand. He called me 15 times to make up this evening with you. 604 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,860 Yeah, well, this evening's fine. 605 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,320 I think there's some way to get Leo out of the house. 606 01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:51,620 That'll be all, Miss Sneezy. 607 01:05:54,670 --> 01:05:57,550 Could you have this typed up and on my desk in 15 minutes? 608 01:05:57,770 --> 01:05:58,770 Yes, sir. Thank you. 609 01:06:00,210 --> 01:06:01,210 Congratulations, Joyce. 610 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,250 Yes, congratulations. 611 01:06:05,810 --> 01:06:07,670 What is the part involved? 612 01:06:08,350 --> 01:06:09,269 Oh, it's easy. 613 01:06:09,270 --> 01:06:15,170 You just have to carry around this horse's head, a bag of quick -drying 614 01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:20,710 put cotton in your cheeks, and go, eh, and talk. 615 01:06:25,930 --> 01:06:26,930 Aren't you good? 616 01:06:27,230 --> 01:06:28,690 You're the best agent. 617 01:06:29,090 --> 01:06:30,049 I know it. 618 01:06:30,050 --> 01:06:31,250 Aren't you happy? 619 01:06:31,890 --> 01:06:32,910 Yes, sweetheart. 620 01:06:33,630 --> 01:06:37,990 I still get 10%. You get more than that, darling. 621 01:06:38,390 --> 01:06:39,810 You get a piece. 622 01:07:08,810 --> 01:07:10,490 Took matters into my own hand. 623 01:07:10,910 --> 01:07:14,290 The world must be nuts. 624 01:07:15,850 --> 01:07:18,790 They thought Paul Revere was the original Minuteman. 625 01:07:21,310 --> 01:07:22,310 Mr. 626 01:07:28,450 --> 01:07:31,070 Grumpy's here to see you, ma 'am. Oh, well, to show him. 627 01:07:31,530 --> 01:07:32,670 Aaron! Hi, Joyce. 628 01:07:33,110 --> 01:07:35,010 What an unexpected surprise. 629 01:07:36,030 --> 01:07:38,070 I'm so glad you could come. Oh, gosh. 630 01:07:38,650 --> 01:07:41,550 I got something for you. I have some contracts to sign. 631 01:07:42,030 --> 01:07:44,070 What kind of contracts? For what? 632 01:07:44,330 --> 01:07:46,310 It's for Godmothers, part one, two, and three. 633 01:07:46,610 --> 01:07:48,430 Three of them? Isn't that neat? 634 01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:50,970 I can't believe it. I thought you'd like that. 635 01:07:51,710 --> 01:07:52,710 Let's take a look. 636 01:07:52,850 --> 01:07:53,850 You want to see them? 637 01:07:59,930 --> 01:08:03,550 No, no, no. I think we can sign these letters, don't you? 638 01:08:03,850 --> 01:08:05,870 Well, I got some things for tonight, too. 639 01:08:06,350 --> 01:08:07,410 Yes, I see. 640 01:08:08,010 --> 01:08:09,870 Definitely have a way with words. 641 01:08:11,130 --> 01:08:13,770 Yeah, my brother's a farmer. 642 01:08:14,070 --> 01:08:15,070 I can tell. 643 01:08:16,310 --> 01:08:18,689 Listen, I can't even deal with these at the moment. 644 01:08:19,270 --> 01:08:20,910 I had a hard day. 645 01:08:21,590 --> 01:08:25,710 Let's see what we can do. 646 01:08:26,350 --> 01:08:27,870 Oh, this looks like fun. 647 01:08:28,529 --> 01:08:31,529 Oh, such an evening I had planned for you. 648 01:08:31,970 --> 01:08:34,270 Oh, this sounds great. I need a good evening. 649 01:08:43,410 --> 01:08:44,368 Not yet. 650 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,649 I think I'm putting on a pound. 651 01:08:51,010 --> 01:08:52,010 Get over there. 652 01:08:52,510 --> 01:08:53,510 Can I get in there? 653 01:08:53,850 --> 01:08:55,390 Yeah, just sit down. 654 01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:58,689 That feels 655 01:08:58,689 --> 01:09:05,390 great. 656 01:09:06,050 --> 01:09:07,229 When did you get this thing? 657 01:09:08,710 --> 01:09:11,410 Oh, God, it's been a long time since you've been here. I had a... 658 01:09:42,890 --> 01:09:43,890 No. 659 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,000 Hi. 660 01:10:46,340 --> 01:10:47,660 Is that your maid? 661 01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:49,920 Jane. Come in, Jane. 662 01:10:52,860 --> 01:10:54,140 Care to join us? 663 01:10:54,540 --> 01:10:57,260 Sure would. What took you so long to ask? 664 01:10:57,540 --> 01:10:59,200 We didn't see you. We just saw you. 665 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,260 Take those shoes off and join me. 666 01:11:05,340 --> 01:11:06,340 Here. 667 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,940 Take those shoes off. 668 01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:42,540 I had no... I had no idea you would like this, Daddy. 669 01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:45,120 I've been waiting here after that. 670 01:11:45,420 --> 01:11:46,840 Well, I'm sure glad you are. 671 01:12:38,540 --> 01:12:39,540 Who are you? 672 01:12:39,820 --> 01:12:40,940 I'm Dr. Charming. 673 01:12:41,420 --> 01:12:43,560 Where am I? What am I doing here? 674 01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:45,440 You're at the medical center. 675 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:49,280 You were stricken with a heartbreak of apple biolitis. 676 01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:52,180 Don't be afraid. 677 01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:54,380 You'll be all right now. 678 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:55,640 I'm not afraid. 679 01:12:55,860 --> 01:12:59,420 I just had the strangest feeling come over me when you kissed me. 680 01:12:59,820 --> 01:13:00,880 Would you do it again? 681 01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:02,220 My pleasure. 682 01:13:10,510 --> 01:13:13,810 Here, lie down over here so I can suck your cock. 683 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:23,160 Oh, that feels good. 684 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:27,920 Come on. 685 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,000 I like that. 686 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,580 You know, just think to do it. 687 01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:49,700 It's awful, isn't it? 688 01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:54,680 How's that feeling? 689 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,520 Is it going in? 690 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,680 Too far? 691 01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:07,520 How's that? 692 01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:21,840 I want you to cleanse your tongue. 693 01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:23,960 Push. 694 01:15:24,660 --> 01:15:25,660 Push. 695 01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:28,019 Work it. 696 01:15:28,020 --> 01:15:29,020 Work it. 697 01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,240 Beautiful. Beautiful. 698 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:46,620 Now you're going to do it. 699 01:15:51,850 --> 01:15:52,850 Work it. 700 01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:28,560 So, hi. 701 01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:32,040 Baby, you're not so beautiful. 702 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:21,420 Yeah, that's great. 703 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:29,260 Yeah, let's do it. 704 01:17:56,460 --> 01:17:58,920 Joyce, we have a contract this time. 705 01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:01,080 On one condition. 706 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:06,340 I get the attestation that both goodies are part of my contract. 707 01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:09,400 Are you going to keep coming? 708 01:18:10,700 --> 01:18:12,000 Especially this time. 709 01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:14,340 Got it. 710 01:18:23,660 --> 01:18:25,880 Jerry, you'll take me to the shower, won't you? 711 01:18:26,220 --> 01:18:27,280 I sure will, Grumpy. 712 01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,040 Hi, Darren. 713 01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:37,420 Mr. 714 01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:39,660 Grumpy, are you able to shower now? 715 01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:40,858 Yes, I am. 716 01:18:40,860 --> 01:18:43,280 Jane, you may go on my bath, too, please. I sure will. 717 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,500 Remember, 6 a .m. 718 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,200 We start. 719 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:50,720 I'll send my filter to the car. 720 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:10,460 Mirror, mirror on the wall. 721 01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:14,180 What the hell's going on here? 722 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:18,360 It's all right, baby. Look, I'll be with you in just a second. You see, I'm on. 723 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,100 I guess there's only one thing to say. 724 01:19:22,060 --> 01:19:23,460 So long, sweetheart. 725 01:19:24,220 --> 01:19:26,340 Hey, man, wait for me, boogie. I'm going too. 726 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:27,900 Oh, you too, Jeannie. 727 01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:32,980 It's okay. You'll get along without us. It's another fantasy coming along right 728 01:19:32,980 --> 01:19:33,980 now. 729 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:37,060 Mirror, mirror on the wall. 730 01:19:37,580 --> 01:19:38,600 Is anybody in there? 731 01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:39,940 Hello? 732 01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:41,940 Bob, are you in there? 733 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:44,700 I missed my plane. 734 01:19:45,380 --> 01:19:47,340 I guess I lost my job. 735 01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:49,940 I am your fantasy. 736 01:19:50,740 --> 01:19:52,400 Oh, I tell you what. 737 01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:57,480 Hollywood. 738 01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,060 My fucking town. 739 01:20:00,620 --> 01:20:02,320 And I love it. 740 01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:24,920 I'm in slow motion, the potion, making 741 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:31,100 love to the camera eye, gyrations that just make me 742 01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:32,100 fly.